Where can I become an electrician/plumber/welder with certification/apprenticeship in south jersey??

I'm graduating with a useless BA in English soon because I was foolish enough to post-pone real life, and because I thought I'd become a famous novelist at 23 (shows how much growing up young college kids need to do--I was an idiot, but there's plenty more where that came from). Now, instead of going to the grad school I've been accepted to in order to get another useless degree, I've woken up from my coma, I'm going to look for work, and I also need to learn a whole new skill set, one that's practical and marketable. I can't flip hamburgers for ever, so I'm asking ALL electricians and plumbers and welders--any skilled worker--where he (or she) got that degree. If you know of accredited/state certified programs in New Jersey, Delaware, and Philadelphia, thanks that's even better.